Tuesday, 28 March 2017

Iron Fist Yogi Adi and Maurya Sharma combine is the optimum management solution for India

Just imagine an organisation. Let us suppose it is wracked top to bottom by crime and corruption. Where the CEO’s only objective is to gain financially even if it is at the cost of the growth of the organization.

This continues for 70 years and the organisation is bled every day to its bones. However, the poor workers still survive hand to mouth and submit to the demands of the top management every now and then sacrificing their happiness, their honour and their resources.

The worst part is that the poor workers have got used to such treatment and will now no longer strive for a better life.

That my friends is the brief picture of Uttar Pradesh before the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) won the elections in a landslide.

Many people have criticized Prime Minister Narendra Modi's choice of chief minister for Uttar Pradesh as the saffron robed Yogi Adityanath.

However, I feel he is the right choice for an ailing and jaundiced Uttar Pradesh.

Adityanath is an iron fist Yogi who implements his ideals by his verbal commands. He has at his command a rag tag bunch of Hindu do-it-now workers who do not understand the law and the finer points of democracy. Neither does the Yogi.

The Yogi is a hands on CEO who is just what the doctor ordered for Uttar Pradesh after 70 years of misrule at the hands of all political parties.

Today, the average Uttar Pradesh citizen believes it is his duty to sell the honour of his family's women to survive after what he has witnessed throughout the years.

On the contrary, Uttar Pradesh used to get an average of four hours of electricity a day before the BJP won. Now they get an average of 20 hours of power a day.

Suffice it to say that this trend is going to continue.

On the one hand, the Yogi is the perfect foil for lawlessness. While on the other hand, Dinesh Sharma one of the deputy chief minister is the perfect brick to set up the rule of law and the welfare state.

Keshav Prasad Maurya is there to keep the party in one piece.

The perfect triumvirate for Uttar Pradesh. Long live the king.

Now why do I say that it is the perfect management solution for India? Hell, yeah. UP has been the fountainhead of all crime in Bombay, Hyderabad and NCR for nearly 50 years. All the jobless and hopeless youth go to these places to become professional hitmen and extortionists. The girls go there for prostitution. UP is the source of all lawless rackets. Stem this flow and you have a better India.

Wait for two years and see the transformation.

Sunday, 26 March 2017

No confusion: Demonetization's only aim was to win the Uttar Pradesh elections

The intelligentia's posed dilemma about the purpose of demonetization is a worthless waste of time. We all know why DeMo was initiated by NaMo. It is pointless to waste time and pretend to accept Prime Minister Narendra Modi's reasons for DeMo as 1) against black money 2) against terror money 3) for digitisation 4) for cashless society 5) for less cash society 6) for banking of cash deposits.

Let us stop accepting these excuses and accept the real reason for DeMo, i.e. to win the Uttar Pradesh elections. However, I fully support this noble purpose and I think the PM was right to do this.

The money deposited in banks will again be withdrawn. The stacks of black money has already been converted into stacks of Rs 2,000 notes. The forgeries are active again through Bangladesh and Pakistan and the other reasons are not even worth discussing.

However, Uttar Pradesh would not have been cleansed off the dirt that it is today if NaMo had not kick started DeMo. This step ought to have come from hours of discussion by NaMo and AmSh in closed drawing rooms.

How do we nullify the stacks of black money being used for funding election expenses in Uttar Pradesh by Akhilesh Yadav and Mayawati, must have been the refrain in such discussions.

Finally, the two long time colleagues must have hit upon this master move and implemented it. The result: Both the Samajwadi Party and the Bahujan Samaj Party are in tatters and the condition of the confidence enjoyed by the leaders of these parties is the same.

Finally, an outsider who has a clear track record of cleaning up the stables has been made chief minister of Uttar Pradesh. Yogi Adityanath has been given his just desserts and so have been the people of Uttar Pradesh. Wait and watch. The changes are already happening.